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S P O R T I N G C L A S S I C S • 73 If you scored a perfect 20 out of 20, kudos to you. If you missed a couple, fuhgeddaboudit. Who's gonna squeal? Just call it an A+ with a smiley face! Go tell all your fishing buddies. Call your first grade teacher who said you'd never amount to anything. Tell that slime hag that you're happier and wiser now that she's out of your life. Be "That Guy" at the next party as you astound guests with your knowledge of the creatures of the deep. Be that big fish in the pond. n 19. The (up to) 24-foot Greenland Shark enjoys ______ : A. Migrating to Miami for the winter B: Dining on Greenlanders C: Dining on seals and the occasional polar bear D: Watching Discovery Channel's Shark Week 20. Someone who studies fish for a living is called: A. A sushi chef B: Independently wealthy C: A fish fin-atic D. An ichthyologist 16. Slippery Dick is a: A. Crooked detective B. 1980s porn flick starring Rocky Balboner and Ginger Vitas C. Little known nickname for President Richard Nixon D. Species of wrasse, which resides in the Caribbean 17.______ communicate with one another by farting. A. A bunch of guys around a campfire B. A bunch of guys fishing on a pier C. A herd of cattle D. Herring 18. Speaking of a bunch of guys farting, which of these fishy names is not a beer? A. Mad River Steel Head B. Cutthroat Pale Ale C. Dogfish Head IPA D. Slippery Dick Stout IllustratIon by ray Weaver courtesy herItage auctIons/ha.com 1. C 2. B 3. D 4. B 5. A 6. A 7. D 8. C 9. B 10. B 11. C 12. A 13. C 14. C 15. D 16. D 17. D 18. D 19. C 20. D ANSWERS