Things then get sillier, and more successful. Half of
Tiberian is sold to Australian Thoroughbred Blood-
stock who intend to run him in the Melbourne Cup.
(Oh, yes, that... In case you'd forgotten, that's why
we're here in the first place.) The song gets sung
louder and louder after four splendid Listed, Group 3
and Group 2 victories in Paris and Deauville through
the spring and summer of 2017 beating the future
Breeders' Cup Turf hero, the flashy Talismanic fair
and square both times they met. Onwards to Mel-
'THE ONLY HORSE
WHO COULD EVER PLEASE ME
WAS THE SON OF A TEASER, MAN
Yes he was,
was…ooh…'